THE TRIAL IS OVER.
        THE JURY RETURNS FROM DELIBERATION.
        THE JUDGE SAYS, WILL YOU THE DEFENDANT
        STAND.
        THE JUDGE ASKS THE JURY, HAVE YOU
        REACHED A VERDICT.
        THE JURY RESPONDS YES WE HAVE YOUR
        HONOR ,

        WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY OF:

                1. TELLING THE TRUTH
                2. LOVING HIS FAMILY
                3. LOVING HIS COUNTRY
                4. PAYING ALL OF HIS DEBTS
                5. STEALING FROM NO ONE
                6. BEING AN EXAMPLE FOR ALL PEOPLE
                7. GIVING EQUALLY OF HIS TIME AND
                MONEY TO SPREAD THESE IDEAS
                AROUND THE WORLD.

THE JUDGE LOOKS AT THE DEFENDANT AND SAYS, THE JURY HAS FOUND YOU GUILTY OF THESE SEVEN CHARGES,

I MUST THEREFORE CONVICT YOU AS CHARGED. YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO CONTINUE DOING ALL OF THESE THINGS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

COURT ADJOURNED.